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 true Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-10-23T21:48:00-07:00 2006-10-24T04:59:12Z 2006-10-24T04:59:12Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-116166595216014772 The Prestige Review Can you imagine me lounging in leather slippers, fully draped in a silk bath robe, sipping 25 year old scotch while watching The Prestige on my 100in. television set? Well, that's how I do things. My agent shipped over a copy of The Prestige for me to view this last weekend. I had nothing to do really, I just had a couple of broads (one of them younger than the scotch mind you) laying false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-10-12T19:49:00-07:00 2006-10-13T02:57:12Z 2006-10-13T02:57:12Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-116070823225710139 The Ringer Review I'm sure that this is probably the only movie review for the Ringer that you will ever see. I'm also sure that a lot of my fans may also never read my blog again when I say that this wasn't a bad movie. I know Jackass' Johnny Knoxville and he's a good kid - I told him that I would watch this movie and I did. It wasn't great, but it did provide a few laughs. The jury is still out on whether false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-10-09T21:50:00-07:00 2006-10-10T04:58:11Z 2006-10-10T04:58:11Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-116045629197543742 16 Blocks Review 16 Blocks is officially the worst movie Bruce Willis has ever done and he knows it. As an actor, I can usually see when another actor is coasting in a movie. Within the first 5 minutes, I could tell that BW was sorry that he was in 16 Blocks. He would never tell you, but you can believe me. Speaking of worst, when did the world decide that rappers can act. I swear, if you have done a crappy false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-09-25T18:16:00-07:00 2006-09-26T01:40:12Z 2006-09-26T01:38:51Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115923473117301197 Match Point Review I've seen some pretty lousy Woody Allen films (Small Time Crooks, The Curse of the Jade Scorpion, etc.) I mean, is Woody even 'Hollywood' anymore? I seriously doubt it. I barely wanted to watch this, but again, the broad that I was with (art student) wanted it bad, so The Movie Review Guy gave in. I was pleasantly surprised that I didn't completely hate this film. Directing - Typical false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-08-20T18:54:00-07:00 2006-08-21T02:06:55Z 2006-08-21T01:59:33Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115612557305967933 The Matador Review Sometimes I'll just rent a movie without even knowing anything about it. I do that. Another thing that I'll do is invite some B-List actress or body double over to view films with me. I like to invite these broads based on what type of movie I'm watching. For Memoirs of a Geisha I am going to invite this Japanese model, for the Matador I called on this Spanish chica whose number I had laying false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-07-25T20:01:00-07:00 2006-07-26T03:15:02Z 2006-07-26T03:15:02Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115388370294729878 Lady in the Water Review It has been quite some time since I have had the opportunity to put on the sunglasses, ball cap, and fake moustache to sneak out and see a movie with the general public. While watching 'The Lady in the Water' or 'Lady in the Water' if you prefer, I came to realize something. Watching a movie with the goddamned public (and this was in an upscale neighborhood mind you) is a big mistake. I won't false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-07-18T22:08:00-07:00 2006-07-19T05:23:11Z 2006-07-19T05:23:11Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115328659126451603 Movie Review Guy Frequently Asked Questions (Updated) Submitted by 'derails' on July 18, 2006 Q: I think I may know who you are. I have worked as an extra on some of the movies that you have written about and I'm pretty sure that we have met. Please answer my emails - I would like to meet up. A: derails, thanks for writing. Are you the 18 year old yoga/pilates instructor who worked as a body double? Are you the 1/2 African American, 1/2 Lebanese false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-07-16T12:19:00-07:00 2006-07-16T19:47:11Z 2006-07-16T19:47:11Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115307923172552223 The Weather Man Review I used to love Nicholas Cage. When he married Elvis' daughter, I knew that he was whacked out of his skull. Still a decent actor though. We all know that Cage's best movie is Raising Arizona and I'm not saying this because I worked on the set. I've worked with Cage on several films, we would hit the bars after filming. We had a pretty tight relationship up until Nick married Lisa Marie - He false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-07-08T12:31:00-07:00 2006-07-08T19:42:26Z 2006-07-08T19:42:26Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115238774664734064 Transamerica Review A real man would have no business whatsoever watching a movie like Transamerica. A real man that is also an award winning actor and renowned movie reviewer and studies to perfect his craft would have reason. The acting was solid, but the story was all over the place. Most people (you & the general public) don't know how difficult it is to write screen copy, that is, write a movie script. I've false Major-Hollywood-Player 2006-06-27T20:02:00-07:00 2006-06-28T03:37:04Z 2006-06-28T03:16:20Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13251958.post-115146458046829459 Movie Review Guy - Turns out that I'm very popular. My agent called yesterday to point out that my site is at the top of over 71,000,000 (that's 71 MILLION) search pages on google for Movie Review Guy. I hung up on him and finished drinking my coffee. I don't write movie reviews to make my website popular. You see, when I write movie reviews I impart a particular sense of expertise; I watch a movie with a keen eye that the everyday viewer false