The Prestige Review

Can you imagine me lounging in leather slippers, fully draped in a silk bath robe, sipping 25 year old scotch while watching The Prestige on my 100in. television set?

Well, that's how I do things.

My agent shipped over a copy of The Prestige for me to view this last weekend. I had nothing to do really, I just had a couple of broads (one of them younger than the scotch mind you) laying around the house looking at tear sheets and whatnot.

At first The Prestige seemed to be a bad movie with bad acting and bad accents, but then I realized that one of the bad accents wasn't an accent at all, it was Michael Caine talking in that annoying voice. Then we have Batman trying to act his way out of a wet paper bag. It was laughable really.

I'm done.

Movie Review Guy.

The Ringer Review

I'm sure that this is probably the only movie review for the Ringer that you will ever see. I'm also sure that a lot of my fans may also never read my blog again when I say that this wasn't a bad movie. I know Jackass' Johnny Knoxville and he's a good kid - I told him that I would watch this movie and I did. It wasn't great, but it did provide a few laughs.

The jury is still out on whether Knoxville can act, but he's sure getting a lot of work in Hollywood - more than me for the time being, but I've been in the business for several years. Strong and steady.

16 Blocks Review

16 Blocks is officially the worst movie Bruce Willis has ever done and he knows it. As an actor, I can usually see when another actor is coasting in a movie. Within the first 5 minutes, I could tell that BW was sorry that he was in 16 Blocks. He would never tell you, but you can believe me. Speaking of worst, when did the world decide that rappers can act. I swear, if you have done a crappy rap album, then you have license to act in whatever film you want. I blame this on society and bad directors and bad casting directors. You'll never see a stupid rapper in one of my films - I've backed out of a couple of films because that had cast some punk rapper.

Movie Review Guy,
I don't act with punk rappers.