Movie Review Guy - Turns out that I'm very popular.

My agent called yesterday to point out that my site is at the top of over 71,000,000 (that's 71 MILLION) search pages on google for Movie Review Guy.

I hung up on him and finished drinking my coffee.

I don't write movie reviews to make my website popular. You see, when I write movie reviews I impart a particular sense of expertise; I watch a movie with a keen eye that the everyday viewer hasn't the ability. I watch a movie, then I write about it through the voice/pen/keyboard of an award winning actor.

When I need a Mercedes tuned up, I take it to the Mercedes dealership, I don't take it to Krispy Kreme.

I Write Movie Reviews.

Munich Review

Well, I'm still laid up, but I managed to send my personal assistant to fetch some DVD's. My assistant brought me Munich, some pretzels, and my Vicodin prescription. I was ready to watch my movie without any annoying broads hanging around. No annoying producers bragging about their film, just me and the DVD.

I really thought that I was going to like Munich, but about 1 hour into the film I started to get real pissed off at Speilberg's choice for the lead role. This Eric Bana character (the Incredible Hulk) has somehow become A-List without doing any of the thing that A-Listers do. I've been in the business a lot longer than this guy. Hell, I've bagged extras and stunt-women who have more years in the business than Eric Bana. I liked the film - I just don't like when the cast these no-name son of a bitches that suddenly become stars.

You have to earn stardom!

Saw Review

I was a little bit apprehensive when I first popped this disk in my Blu Ray DVD player. I mean, Saw 2 is out and I haven't even seen the first. Saw has not Karate, no hot babes, but plenty of blood and guts. The blood and guts I can usually handle, but as I was lying there with my leg in it's cast I started to get a little bit sick to the stomach. Especially considering the very traumatic experience that I have just recently gone through. I had to pull it together and focus on my craft - not my acting craft, but the craft of reviewing movies.

It has been tough and I appreciate all of the flowers, cards, and chocolates. I promise that I will soon be out there acting in your favorite movie very soon.

Movie Review Guy

First picture from Movie Review Guy's 'on set' accident.

Let me just say that this whole cast thing is totally paying off in the broad department. The only real problem is that I have been juggling 'off and on' ~5 of my old girlfriends who are constantly calling to give me attention. I included a picture of the aftermath of the 'on the set' accident. Looks like I won't be making feature films for while... Oh yeah, sorry for the quality of the pic - it was taken with a phone camera. You know how these broads are with the phones and all.

Anyway, I have been screening several films so you can expect some reviews in the very near future.

Movie Review Guy

Movie Reviews

I would like to thank all of my close friends and fans (fans that know my identity) for their time, love, and patience as I recover from my 'on the set' injuries. To those of you who do not know, I was injured on the set of my latest film. As I have stated in previous blog postings, I do all of my own stunts and as those in the industry know - stunts can and do go wrong.

I will have plenty of time to write and review movies in the coming months. I hope that I have not let any fans down by not being able to post blogs for some time.

You can expect a full reporting of the accident soon.

Thanks,

Movie Review Guy