10 Worst Movies of 2006 - With proof. (The list Hollywood doesn't want you to see).
2006 was a great year for movies that suck. I am going to break down the 10 worst movies of 2006 and then tell you why they sucked. This list will probably shock a lot of you, but I don’t care. I’ve always been a straight shooter as a major Hollywood star and as a movie reviewer on the World Wide Web (www).
Let’s get down to business. Here is the list in order of sucking the least:
10. Inside Man
9. Casino Royale
8. Click
7. Happy Feet
6. X-Men: The Last Stand
5. Clerks II
4. The Devil Wears Prada
3. The Break-Up
2. Thank You for Smoking
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
10. Inside Man - Spike Lee directed this film about bank robbers. Guess what? The bank job was done by someone with ‘inside’ information. Guess what else? It sucked.
9. Casino Royale – A blonde James Bond who doesn’t shag tons of broads is probably not a good way to introduce the new 007. I hated it and so did the fans – I don’t care what the box office numbers were. Prediction: A new James Bond by 2008.
8. Click – People, when are we going to agree that Adam Sandler has no business in show business? Since when has acting like a child been seen as actually acting? Do I say this because I have worked with 3 academy award winning directors and have been nominated for several of the industry's most coveted awards? Yes. Sandler’s whole career consists of acting like a dumb kid and you should be ashamed of yourself for liking his movies.
7. Happy Feet – How about telling the creators of Happy Feet to stop stealing ideas from the March of the Penguins – how about that? I’m beginning to think that they’ll make a cartoon about anything – cars, penguins, toys, bugs, dolls, lions. Let’s save the cartoons for Saturday morning and get back to making films with real actors.
6. X-Men: The Last Stand – I have to be honest here, I fell asleep 5 minutes into this movie, but I know it had to suck. What’s next, an X-Men cartoon? Probably. The whole series of X-Men movies are terribly over-rated.
5. Clerks II – Wow, what a blunder. Maybe it’s because I am a seasoned Hollywood player with professional theater training, but I thought that this film was lacking. Some people say that Kevin Smith is bold and edgy – I say that he and his movies are dumb. It’s not a big deal that he picks people from the street to be in his films, but it’s that he pays them to act like they are freshly picked from the street.
4. The Devil Wears Prada – This movie is probably about an old hag acting like a bitch to some up and coming fashion designer with a lot of gay guys dancing around. I say probably because I didn’t see the movie. Why would ANYONE see this movie?
3. The Break-Up – Aside from being smoking hot, how did Jennifer Aniston squeeze her way into Hollywood? Also, don’t you find it suspicious that Jennifer and Vince’s break up was coincident with the release of the Break-Up DVD? I’m not buying it.
2. Thank You For Smoking – This movie sent a very strong message to a lot of people. That message being, even with a lot of Hollywood hype, this movie still sucks. Movies that try to look like documentaries should not use that as an excuse for bad acting. I’ve seen better acting at strip clubs.
Ok, here’s the bombshell – A lot of moviegoers, fans, Johnny Depp fans, and pirate nerds are going to go ape, but the #1 Worst Movie of 2006 is Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - I don’t see what the big deal is. Johnny Depp jumping around like an idiot, talking like an idiot, and acting like an idiot. Why didn’t they just cast Adam Sandler?
Let’s get down to business. Here is the list in order of sucking the least:
10. Inside Man
9. Casino Royale
8. Click
7. Happy Feet
6. X-Men: The Last Stand
5. Clerks II
4. The Devil Wears Prada
3. The Break-Up
2. Thank You for Smoking
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
10. Inside Man - Spike Lee directed this film about bank robbers. Guess what? The bank job was done by someone with ‘inside’ information. Guess what else? It sucked.
9. Casino Royale – A blonde James Bond who doesn’t shag tons of broads is probably not a good way to introduce the new 007. I hated it and so did the fans – I don’t care what the box office numbers were. Prediction: A new James Bond by 2008.
8. Click – People, when are we going to agree that Adam Sandler has no business in show business? Since when has acting like a child been seen as actually acting? Do I say this because I have worked with 3 academy award winning directors and have been nominated for several of the industry's most coveted awards? Yes. Sandler’s whole career consists of acting like a dumb kid and you should be ashamed of yourself for liking his movies.
7. Happy Feet – How about telling the creators of Happy Feet to stop stealing ideas from the March of the Penguins – how about that? I’m beginning to think that they’ll make a cartoon about anything – cars, penguins, toys, bugs, dolls, lions. Let’s save the cartoons for Saturday morning and get back to making films with real actors.
6. X-Men: The Last Stand – I have to be honest here, I fell asleep 5 minutes into this movie, but I know it had to suck. What’s next, an X-Men cartoon? Probably. The whole series of X-Men movies are terribly over-rated.
5. Clerks II – Wow, what a blunder. Maybe it’s because I am a seasoned Hollywood player with professional theater training, but I thought that this film was lacking. Some people say that Kevin Smith is bold and edgy – I say that he and his movies are dumb. It’s not a big deal that he picks people from the street to be in his films, but it’s that he pays them to act like they are freshly picked from the street.
4. The Devil Wears Prada – This movie is probably about an old hag acting like a bitch to some up and coming fashion designer with a lot of gay guys dancing around. I say probably because I didn’t see the movie. Why would ANYONE see this movie?
3. The Break-Up – Aside from being smoking hot, how did Jennifer Aniston squeeze her way into Hollywood? Also, don’t you find it suspicious that Jennifer and Vince’s break up was coincident with the release of the Break-Up DVD? I’m not buying it.
2. Thank You For Smoking – This movie sent a very strong message to a lot of people. That message being, even with a lot of Hollywood hype, this movie still sucks. Movies that try to look like documentaries should not use that as an excuse for bad acting. I’ve seen better acting at strip clubs.
Ok, here’s the bombshell – A lot of moviegoers, fans, Johnny Depp fans, and pirate nerds are going to go ape, but the #1 Worst Movie of 2006 is Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - I don’t see what the big deal is. Johnny Depp jumping around like an idiot, talking like an idiot, and acting like an idiot. Why didn’t they just cast Adam Sandler?
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