Lady in the Water Review

It has been quite some time since I have had the opportunity to put on the sunglasses, ball cap, and fake moustache to sneak out and see a movie with the general public. While watching 'The Lady in the Water' or 'Lady in the Water' if you prefer, I came to realize something. Watching a movie with the goddamned public (and this was in an upscale neighborhood mind you) is a big mistake. I won't do it again, not when I have the 100in. screen with Blue Ray DVD and home theater speakers that cost more than your car.

I've really had it with the public. When the Movie Review Guy says that he's never going to see a movie in the freaking public filth, you can mark his words.

I write Movie Reviews - I don't sit in soda stained chairs and consume stale popcorn. That's what you do.