Brokeback Mountain Review

Brokeback Mountain, also known as "The Gay Cowboy Movie", is more than just that. It is a story about love, cowboys, gay cowboy homos, and the homely women that love them. Before we go further, let me say that no heterosexual male should be seeing this movie except, of course, Hollywood A-Lister's such as myself as we need to see movies like this for the study of our craft.

Writing about this movie would be as much a waste of my time as actually seeing it. Instead of seeing it, I would recommend marrying a homely woman, getting her pregnant, and then go buckaroo in the mountains of Montana with your gay cowboy lover.

I have no problem with gays (some of my girlfriends are) or with cowboys, or with gay cowboys, but this movie just turns out to be a little too much gay cowboy rammed down your throat - so to speak.