The Longest Yard Review

Peter Segal directs thisremake of the 1974 Burt Reynolds film. When Burt was running around with Loni, Sally, and all them other broads - that's when Hollywood was at it's best. A real man had the reigns of Hollwyood. Now we have a bunch of punks running around the city. Adam Sandler fails to not annoy the hell out of me. The guy has no 'moxie'. I can barely stand to see him on screen. I kept waiting for him to act like a baby, but instead he just acted like an idiot. If there was an idoit award for acting, well... I'll tell you one thing though, 19 year old busty asain waitresses love Sandler - I had to tell her to quiet her laughter as I retreived to my den with a tumbler of scotch.

The asian still calls.