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Movie reviews because...
I have been in over 18 major motion pictures, 7 grossing > $80,000,000. I have worked with 3 academy award winning directors and have been nominated for several of the industry's most coveted awards.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Movie Review Guy Frequently Asked Questions (Updated)

Submitted by 'go_f_yourself' on July 27, 2005
Q: I have a date this Friday with a young lady that I'm trying to romance. What movie do you recommend I rent in order to get her in a romantic mood? Thanks.

A:That's funny you should ask! I was dining with a proucer friend (huge name in the industry) when he asked me the same question. Like I told him, one of the most 'romantic' movie dates I had was when this no-name actress came over to read lines. About 15 minutes into the reading and 2 glasses of Riuniti later I decided to pop in a Chuck Norris Laser Disc, you know, just to change things up. Delta Force was the name of the film and we didn't even make it through the title before things moved to the bear skin rug.

Submitted by 'dave365' on June 14, 2005
Q: Why do you wish to remain anonymous? Is there any point to this? Who really cares about some 'B' list actor's terrible reviews?

A: Listen, Hollywood can be down right evil if you piss off the wrong people. I created this blog to give an insider's point of view about films. Most of the films I see are screened in professional level studios. While you're sitting there with your blockbuster DVD, just remember that I've already seen it, probably worked with some of the cast, and bedded at least one of the actresses - or maybe even an extra.

Submitted by 'anon' on June 5, 2005
Q: I've read through your site and just have one question. If you are a famous actor, then why are you wasting time reviewing movies on the internet?

A: Good question. Actually, actors/actresses have a lot of time between pictures and lately there have been quite a few (films) that I feel are garbage. I thought that it would be a good idea to give an honest review of these films from somebody inside the business.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The Jacket Review

Adrien Brody won an Academy Award for his work in the Pianist, but then fell off the face of earth. I have never seen his face at a Laker's game, at the Viper Room, or shopping in Beverly Hills. In fact, I'm not even sure who he's dating. I did give voice lessons to a waitress that used to date him. Her comment was, "Adrien Brody plays Adrien Brody in every movie". I assumed that she meant he doesn't have any acting depth, which may be the case. I'm highly suspicious that he's not taking the acting business seriously, and this definitely shows in The Jacket.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

War of the Worlds Review

Why would Tom Cruise date that no-talent non-budding actress Katie Homely? I was smoking cuban cigars with my rat pack friends when we screened War of the Worlds. A lot of the talk centered around why Spielberg took a great story and did very little with it. This film could have easily been a 'made for T.V.' production - believe me, I've been in several. A lot of people have a sour taste in their mouths because of Tom Cruise's latest anticts with scientology and whatnot.

Bottom line: Actors should act and directors should make movies, not try to fill seats with big name actors and overblown re-makes.