Cinderella Man Review

Is it me, or does Renee Zellweger always look like she just bit into a huge lemon? You ask me, "can she act"? Well, if by acting you mean constantly displaying a sour look with those squinty little eyes and quivering voice, then yes- she can act. I wanted Russelll Crowe to punch her, punch her right in that frickin' sour puss face. Thanfully she played a character with little depth and will doubtfully be nominated for a globe or an Oscar.

My prediction: Russelll Crowe will be nominated, but will not receive an Oscar. Paul Giamatti will receive for 'Best Supporting Actor'.

Ocean's Twelve Review

Jesus Christ! What the hell did I just watch? Not that I care, but why did Bernie Mack spend the whole movie in jail? Julia Roberts with that goddamned annoying cackle! How terrible is Oceans Thirteen going to be?

Damon, Cheadle, you are both better than that - Shame on you!

Christ!

Suspect Zero Review

I lunched with Kingsley a couple of months ago and we talked about his work in Suspect Zero. BK wasn't happy with the way this film turned out - poor direction, lack-luster writing, and a major chop-up in the editing room. I thought it had potential. I thought that BK was, as usual, an acting dynamo. It's unfortunate that there were no acting/directing/writing talent to compliment Sir Kingsley. Carrie-Anne Moss (Matrix) is somewhat in the film, but I'm not sure as to why.

Movie Review Guy Frequently Asked Questions

I have already stated that I have been in several major motion pictures, worked with academy award winning directors and, have been nominated for several awards. To help you glean a little more information about my background and why I'm entirely qualified to review movies I have assembled a frequently asked questions section below.

Submitted by 'dave365' on June 14, 2005
Q: Why do you wish to remain anonymous? Is there any point to this? Who really cares about some 'B' list actor's terrible reviews?

A: Listen, Hollywood can be down right evil if you piss off the wrong people. I created this blog to give an insider's point of view about films. Most of the films I see are screened in professional level studios. While you're sitting there with your blockbuster DVD, just remember that I've already seen it, probably worked with some of the cast, and bedded at least one of the actresses - or maybe even an extra.

Submitted by 'anon' on June 5, 2005
Q: I've read through your site and just have one question. If you are a famous actor, then why are you wasting time reviewing movies on the internet?

A: Good question. Actually, actors/actresses have a lot of time between pictures and lately there have been quite a few (films) that I feel are garbage. I thought that it would be a good idea to give an honest review of these films from somebody inside the business.